Man, what am I doing with my lifeeeee I can’t do anything—

I mean, prostitutes make good money, right?

And strippers? I guess the pimps and stuff is pretty bad, but I mean maybe I’ll have a knack for it.

Can I just be a hobo for the rest of my life? I don’t mind cramped spaces, and people will never approach me because of the smell, but I mean I don’t even like people much anyways—

Can I

just